While back in California on Christmas break, my mother decided it would be fun to take a mini family vacation. She decided on place we had visited when we were very young and could therefore barely remember, Hearst Castle.
Heart Castle is about a 5 hour car trip from our house, although after driving 7, 8, or even 11 hours in one day on our cross country robotics trip last summer, 5 hours was a breeze.
We stopped along the way at several places, making the drive seem less intense. This included my father's old dorm building at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, where we slyly held the door open for a young woman who was moving back in, after she had slid her ID card to unlock the door, and then walked in behind her.
The best place we stopped however was Hot Licks, which my mother saw on TV Food Network (or California's Gold, I can't remember). They were featured in a segment because of their one specialty item...bugs.
These crickets and meal worms came in a variety of flavors, including ranch, sour cream and onion, and cheddar cheese.
These are the chocolate covered meal-worms we ate at lunch.
DELICIOUS!
We then walked around the beach for a little while.
The next day we headed to Hearst Castle (which was built by newspaper mogul William Randolf Hearst, for any New Yorkers who may have never heard of the castle) to take just one of the many tours of the place.

This is the Neptune Pool, with the original marble ladder handle things. Some of the sculptures were created for Hearst specifically, where are others (like the relief in the tympanum above the left columned structure) are from actual ancient times.
By the way, I would totally spend my fortune on priceless artifacts to decorate my pool with.




Oh, hello there! You look familiar from my lovely art history class last semester! Just like many other things at the castle (obviously, I totally just used the word tympanum, 6 months ago I would have had little idea what that was). Everyone should have to take one art history class in their life, simply so they can appreciate what they see in architecture and in museums.
You would think that seeing a bajillion dollar castle would be the highlight of our trip. You would think wouldn't you? But you would be wrong!
Because this was totally the highlight of the weekend.

ELEPHANT SEALS!

HUNDREDS OF ELEPHANT SEALS!
Screaming at the top of their lungs.
Sleeping lazily.
CUDDLING WITH THEIR BABIES!!!!!!

Did I mention screaming at the top of their lung?

AND THE BABIES? This one was sucking his flippers moments before.
The babies would yell at their mothers that they wanted to nurse, and the mothers would act completely annoyed before rolling over for their pups.
We spent a really long time there.

Then we went to dinner at this adorable little restaurant with twinkle lights and a very boho vibe (at least on the porch).
Apparently it was silly hat day, and anyone who was wearing a silly hat got a free dessert. My mom asked the bus lady if, since we were not locals and had no idea that silly hat day even existed, if she could make a hat could we get a free dessert. The bus lady said yes, and my mom proceeded to make a hat out of her napkin, being the former Girl Scout leader that she is. But alas, the actual waitress refused her her free dessert.
But it didn't stop me from having the BEST piece of pumpkin cheesecake EVER!!!
On our way out of town we stopped at the poor man's Hearst Castle for a peek, but we were there too early for a tour.
And Pea Soup Anderson's, which is actually just called Anderson's, but everyone calls it "Pea Soup" Anderson's because of their world famous pea soup.
And then we were home. All in all, a wonderful trip.


























